John, while getting ready for school: I wish we didn't go to school.
Mommy: John, if you didn't go to school, you'd never learn anything. And then you wouldn't be able to get a job someday.
John: I don't care.
Daddy: John, if you didn't have a job, how would you make money?
John: I'd copy it on the copy machine.
John's Theological Question of the Day While On the Way to School: "Does God love Satan???"
That is one where I simply answer, "That would be a good one for you to ask your father at dinner, Dear."
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