The Class of 2015

Do you want to feel old? Here are a few interesting facts about the new college freshman class, The Class of 2015:

• Ferris Bueller and Sloane Peterson could be their parents.


• States have required for their entire lives that they wear bike helmets.


• The only significant labor disputes in their lifetimes have been in major league sports.


• They have never known life without cell phones or the internet.


• The expression "Don't touch that dial" doesn't make sense to them: their televisions have never had a dial.


• Amazon has never been just a river in South America to them.


• Refer to LBJ, and they'll assume you're talking about LeBron James.


• Whitney Houston was singing "I'll Always Love You" before they were born.


• We have never asked, and they have never had to tell.

Courtesy of Beloit College.